Words are Stupid, Words are Fun

I hate it when you get in to a discussion about what your favorite words are with someone else.  As opposed to the discussions you have about your favorite words with your self.  I hate to love mentioning it to someone else because its as if they just can't help but change your mind.

I might say, "I love the word 'manifestation' sounds," and then they would reply, "Oh yeah, and 'dichotomy' too!" then they give a little chuckle.  No, asshole, I don't love that word.  I love MY word.  The word that I used to begin our little conversation.  

If I were to mention that although 'conjunctivitis' is one of my favorite words, I do NOT however actually enjoy conjunctivitis, the other person might add, "Oh yeah, and what about YEAST!"

What do you mean..."what about yeast," asshole?  If I wanted to talk about yeast I would have led with the word.  But I didn't.  And now you have taken our conversation from bad to worse with your frail attempt at participation.  Yeast is not one of MY favorite words.  In fact, yeast is on my LEAST favorite word list.  I am so appalled by the word yeast, it makes me sick.  To think that something so great as the action of bread dough rising to be associated with the likes of a problematic female disease makes me so sad.  So no, I hate the word yeast, whereas you like it, and this conversation was about MY own personal list of favorite words.  Don't try to convince me to like the words from your list, cause I don't.

Words are Stupid, Words are Fun, Words can put you on the run...