Douchebag

The guys at my gym are total douchbags.  They show up with gel in their hair, their eyebrows done AND arched, and tribal tats on their arms and around their ankles;  and these are JUST the straight ones!  They are gayer than most the gay guys I know.  They wear sleeveless Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirts and they are on all these diet/weight gain pills and needles.  They are almost more obsessed with their bodies and image then any gay dude I have ever met.  

It is a wonder to me what girls find these guys attractive.  Maybe it is because there is nothing better out there and their gay friends won't sleep with them.  It just seems like it would be tough to date someone who was as vain as these guys.  

These are the thoughts that enter my head while I am turning it out on the eliptical.  The other day  I was on weights and actual witnessed a guy trying to pick up a girl that was working out.  Word on the street is that my gym is VERY cruisy for straight people (because trust me, it is NOT that cruisy for Gays).  No Lie;  The guy actually asked the girl if he knew her from somewhere.  Then he spent 20-30 minutes asking her if she was SURE that they didn't know each other before finally introducing himself.  Then he said "you MUST have a twin out there".   I wanted to just jump in and hurry things along.  The guy was attractive.  He looked pretty masculine except for the high arches in his brows but an overall nice looking dude.  You would think that he would realize that he doesn't have to try so hard.  

On another occasion I saw a female trainer pick up a guy that was working out on his own.  Out of all the guys in the gym he was by far the most puny.  No muscle at all.  By the lack of enthusiasm in his swagger you could tell that he did NOT know his way around the gym.  One thing about him that did seem to stand out, and was almost impossible to go unnoticed was that he must have been quite endowed in a place other than his UPPER body.  He was walking around the gym "showing off" and not making any attempts to hide anything.  This female trainer took note and I watched as she swooped in for the kill and set up a training appointment with him.  Then she kept making purposeful attempts to walk by him and smile and then I could watch as she came up with reasons to go back over and talk to him.  

My gym is a regular shit show.