Friday, May 22, 2009

Risque Business

I want to open up my own nightclub.  We would have nightly vegas style burlesque performances by (beautiful) women in scantily clad outfits and VERY high heels.  Tipping would not be allowed as it is tacky and degrading to women.  I would charge $500 for bottle service and front row tables.  $250 for second row, and so on.  Every one and their mother would be dying to go and the money would not mean a thing seeing as how my nightclub would be at the intersection of chic and high fashion.  

I would like this the most because I could make it everything I ever wanted in a nightclub.  I would have free drinks all night long.  If I wanted I could close the club for the night and open it up to ONLY my closest friends.  At that point in my life I would have enough money to fly them into town on a jet for an evening of chic naked women.  

This is just a taste of what you could see there....






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