Wednesday, July 15, 2009

North Shore; No More...

Things I will miss about living on the North Shore...

*Cashier Nancy at Panera Bread in Saugus
*The Guy at Panera that always tells me to "Go-GETTEM!" while he drops the F-bomb making my breakfast sandwich
*The Crew at Starbucks (the newer one near Trader Joe's) - they know my name, where I work, what drink I order and what snacks I like, they always make helpful suggestions when I am at a loss for new endeavors
*My Kitchen
*My Parking Garage
*Shopping at Tah-Gette in Saw-Ghus!
*Malden Center T
*The terrible service at Stop and Shop (Take your pick of which one!)
*Showcase Cinema
*The Squire and the Golden Banana (even though I have never been to either, I always liked the idea of living close to two of the most seedy strip clubs/proposed organized crime hangouts)
*The North Shore Accent (I've grown accustomed to it)


Things I will NOT miss about living on the North Shore...
*My Parking Garage
*My Commute to Work
*My neighbors
*My Ghetto Apt. Complex
*Dog shit in the Hallways
*Apartment Complex staffing that sags their uniform pants and talks on their cell phones throughout the work day
*The Garbage truck pickup outside of my window
*Getting my cuticle skin cut off by the lady at the Gah-Den Nail in Saw-Ghus
*Walking in to a lady with her head down and sleeping on the job at the Garden Nail
*Square One Mall
*Driving to Malden Center T-Stop
*The North Shore Accent

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